All the perverts of the world were greeted this morning with this exciting news of Flowing Water found on our neighboring planet Mars. Vijay Mallaya and Hugh Hefner jumped off their respective beds on hearing the news excited with the possibility of the next Photo-shoot of Bikini Babes on the Mars riverfront. Damian Lewis who is the front runner for being cast as the next James Bond said in an exclusive interview, “I wish Bo Derek was 18 and not 58. I would have loved to see her emerge from the red salty water of the Mars ocean beach.”
Water! Strong evidence that liquid water flows on present-day Mars. Details: http://t.co/0MW11SANwL #MarsAnnouncement pic.twitter.com/JNksawz2iN
— NASA (@NASA) September 28, 2015
The reaction to the #Marswater #Marsannouncement by NASA has had other reactions too on social media.
My theory is that millions of years ago the people on Mars discovered there was sweet tea on earth. #MarsAnnouncement
— Unappreciated Pastor (@Rev_Norespect) September 29, 2015
#TheMartian director Ridley Scott says he knew about Mars water for months: http://t.co/bax7CwWEn9 #MarsAnnouncement pic.twitter.com/yLFMjwe2Ei
— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) September 28, 2015
Lol, thank you @Google, today’s doodle is a gem 🙂 #MarsWater pic.twitter.com/Ud5l69YJbT
— Dr. Ian O’Neill (@astroengine) September 29, 2015
I woke up and was so excited about #MarsWater I could barely handle it.
Figure I’ve got 10 years to make myself a viable mission candidate?
— Ariel Zych (@Arieloquent) September 29, 2015
Who is ready to leave for Mars? The Indian politicians will wait for NASA to decode the caste structure on Mars before planning to leave India, we are sure.
